Never called the things on here toots. They’re tweets they have always been tweets

'That's not the archlinux emoji'
NOW LISTEN UP, BUDDY.. :archlinux:

I actually left my bed on time to get to university on time once, wow

Nothing quite compares to the feeling of watching the logs scroll by for tasks you automated

if you want to see a broke web page, go to mutant.tech within the next ~14 mins

Okay, I am getting questions about who Lance Ulanoff is. Time for some Mastodon history.

Exactly a year ago today, Lance Ulanoff opened his article about Mastodon with this phrase:

"William Shatner couldn't find me on Mastodon.

This was a problem."

That was the day Mastodon became a shatner-proof network.

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Work on one thing, feel guilty about not working on the other thing. Work on the other thing, feel guilty about not working on the first thing. Gah

Maly

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