Watch "Frog Race - Animal Crossing: New Horizons" on YouTube https://youtu.be/ytFQsAGiQyY
if you want to see a broke web page, go to https://mutant.tech within the next ~14 mins
Okay, I am getting questions about who Lance Ulanoff is. Time for some Mastodon history.
Exactly a year ago today, Lance Ulanoff opened his article about Mastodon with this phrase:
"William Shatner couldn't find me on Mastodon.
This was a problem."
That was the day Mastodon became a shatner-proof network.