@way Well yeah, you should get things done before bed time.

@way The list of my 8 things to do before 8 am is pretty simple.

1.) Roll over
2.) Roll over again - continue sleeping
3.) Roll back over
4.) Move the dog out of the way to roll over again
5.) Move the blanket slightly
6.) Look at the alarm clock
7.) swing at the alarm clock until it shuts up
8.) Roll over

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