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you don't need to pin like five different toots, everybody, that makes it pretty annoying to look at your profile

@vgr is there a way for me to see who's on the refactor camp instance and check out people to follow?

The world is just janky as hell, that is all

Downloading all my Kindle ebooks and turning them into .epub files, on macOS:

It took several hours (including wait times) and I'm still not 100% done. Hopefully, like, 95% done.

In some sense, every agreement you enter with a person you've never married is a prenuptial agreement.

Mac & Cheese is named after the notorious partners in crime Daddy Mac and The Big Cheese

you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

Anybody know some good contacts for commissioning custom emojis?

@frankiesaxx she's arrived and her name is Rosebuddy! she's a bit loud but otherwise super charming

@frankiesaxx I bought a fubby! she's so beautiful and I can't wait for her to arrive!

These pictures of Jupiter taken by the Juno spacecraft are fucking with my emotions; I remember avidly staring at grainy black and white photos of the planets when I was very little. Absolutely breathtaking #astronomy

Internet culture as such a weird combination of "everything is flawlessly recorded forever" and "you just had to be there". Everything is simultaneously permanent and ephemeral. We're drowning in records that have no context, and context that has no records

my uncle works at fediverse and he said he has pleroma 2 at his home

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

24 and still can’t believe people would just go on the internet and tell lies
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