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And what are these same evanescent Discourses? They are neither finite Postes nor Postes infinitely small, nor yet nothing. May we not call them the Ghosts of departed Shitpostes?

No one today remembers the etymology of either 'squick' or 'squee' :(

Why yes, I have done Alex de Large genderfuck cosplay, why don't you ask?

and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus snarkboost or absurdo or esoterica, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-shitposting ...

... were getting ready to perform a little of the old ingroup-outgroup, ingroup-outgroup on a weepy young devotchka they had there...

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My lawyers are collecting a database of usernames that infringe my shitposting patent; pay your royalties now - isn't peace of mind worth it?

Just 500 satoshis per shitpost to 1CGkmyCH9AzJEhzxg4irkHWT8AY5S95E5N and we're even.

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@puellavulnerata I just wanted to suggest that the aforementioned humans (who are probably very large and have a finite number of states) can serve as a low-entropy random source (also known as shitposting).

Hypothesis: wave function collapse is actually only pseudo-random, and is implemented with Dual EC DRBG.


No more meatbags - only meatspheres please

It follows from the Bekenstein bound that any human can be replaced by a very large finite-state transducer; I wonder if a Markov bot can be expressed in this form given an entropy input?

Don't believe in love
Don't believe in hate
Don't believe in anything
That you can't waste

You stupid girl

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The inferior location of the Lenovo T450 speakers interacts poorly with blankets

If every human on Earth dropped dead at once, how long could Markov bots keep the dank posts flowing?

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