Andreⓐ @puellavulnerata@maly.io
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The thing that really pisses me off about ReiserFS from time to time
is not the "FS" part...
- Henning Schmiedehausen on linux-kernel
is not the "FS" part...
- Henning Schmiedehausen on linux-kernel
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Reminder: Web browsers are cancer.
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Why, yes, I am flying with an IBM Model M2 keyboard and a handbuilt PS2-USB converter for it in my carryon. Doesn't everyone? 😉
https://mastodon.social/media/LSs9PtF7X6EESMvnoHo https://mastodon.social/media/ZqnjJCUjkU0dcFoxJAg
(credit where credit due: converter running TMK firmware, with keymap modified to turn Caps Lock into "Windows" key. I just modified the keymap, compiled it, and soldered the thing together.)
ROOST DUKE!
There's nowhere near enough shitposting going on here
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Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
Yeah, 500 characters is going to do wonderful things for creepy microfiction :)
Unlike its better known cousin H. sapiens, the domesticated species H. esculentus has a dramatically enhanced sense of taste and a congenital absence of pain perception and survival instinct. Breeders raise them in pampered bands like the finest Japanese beef, and carefully train them for the climax of their lives.
Each year, they compete to be chosen, and a lucky few are allowed to carve and cook themselves for delighted and distinguished diners.
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A modem is a baudy house.
A systemd component that summons demons to punish Lennart Poettering's critics
Proposal: an instance where the character limit is zero
someone registered infose.cx before me :(
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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
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@puellavulnerata That's... 🤣 With a rate of 500 Satoshi per post, someone is certainly preparing to do a lot of shitposting.
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@puellavulnerata intellectual property is quite a racket
Oh fucking *MAXLOL*, someone actually paid 9.69303 mBTC of shitposting royalties
Everything looks SO boring now
I can't believe I misspelled Jhonen Vasquez - I'm losing touch with my cultural roots :(
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