Andreⓐ @puellavulnerata@maly.io

ROOST DUKE!

There's nowhere near enough shitposting going on here

Yeah, 500 characters is going to do wonderful things for creepy microfiction :)

Unlike its better known cousin H. sapiens, the domesticated species H. esculentus has a dramatically enhanced sense of taste and a congenital absence of pain perception and survival instinct. Breeders raise them in pampered bands like the finest Japanese beef, and carefully train them for the climax of their lives.

Each year, they compete to be chosen, and a lucky few are allowed to carve and cook themselves for delighted and distinguished diners.

A systemd component that summons demons to punish Lennart Poettering's critics

Proposal: an instance where the character limit is zero

someone registered infose.cx before me :(

Oh fucking *MAXLOL*, someone actually paid 9.69303 mBTC of shitposting royalties

Everything looks SO boring now

I can't believe I misspelled Jhonen Vasquez - I'm losing touch with my cultural roots :(