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Andreⓐ @puellavulnerata@maly.io

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The thing that really pisses me off about ReiserFS from time to time
is not the "FS" part...

- Henning Schmiedehausen on linux-kernel
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Why, yes, I am flying with an IBM Model M2 keyboard and a handbuilt PS2-USB converter for it in my carryon. Doesn't everyone? 😉

mastodon.social/media/LSs9PtF7 mastodon.social/media/ZqnjJCUj

(credit where credit due: converter running TMK firmware, with keymap modified to turn Caps Lock into "Windows" key. I just modified the keymap, compiled it, and soldered the thing together.)

There's nowhere near enough shitposting going on here

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Dear @Gargron , please turn off Tor blocking for mastodon.social. It's so annoying 😣

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Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.

Yeah, 500 characters is going to do wonderful things for creepy microfiction :)

Unlike its better known cousin H. sapiens, the domesticated species H. esculentus has a dramatically enhanced sense of taste and a congenital absence of pain perception and survival instinct. Breeders raise them in pampered bands like the finest Japanese beef, and carefully train them for the climax of their lives.

Each year, they compete to be chosen, and a lucky few are allowed to carve and cook themselves for delighted and distinguished diners.

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A systemd component that summons demons to punish Lennart Poettering's critics

Proposal: an instance where the character limit is zero

someone registered infose.cx before me :(

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
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@puellavulnerata That's... 🤣 With a rate of 500 Satoshi per post, someone is certainly preparing to do a lot of shitposting.

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Oh fucking *MAXLOL*, someone actually paid 9.69303 mBTC of shitposting royalties

I can't believe I misspelled Jhonen Vasquez - I'm losing touch with my cultural roots :(