Jake :100: @TDW_Jake@maly.io

Unlike its better known cousin H. sapiens, the domesticated species H. esculentus has a dramatically enhanced sense of taste and a congenital absence of pain perception and survival instinct. Breeders raise them in pampered bands like the finest Japanese beef, and carefully train them for the climax of their lives.

Each year, they compete to be chosen, and a lucky few are allowed to carve and cook themselves for delighted and distinguished diners.

P̹̝̗h'̧n͖̘ģl̥̝̬̥u͖̞͔i̡̩̰̣ͅͅ ̪͓̣̝m̟̟̦̠̻̠͘g͔̬̼̭l̗̟͇͔͉̩̤̕w̡̤̗͔'̬̮̲̟͔̜ͅn̬̭͓̦̺̱̞a̹͕͇͉̫̭͉̕f̨̺̭̼̥̪h͙̬͇̀ C̵̝̠̥̙̤̱̳t̨̖hu̴l͚͓̹h̷̯̺u̮͝ ͎̖̺R̶'̗̘͚̙̗̲͟ļ̬͙̼̖̘̯yéh̞ ̣̰̖͍͖wǵ̠͔̗̹̤̻à͇̳̲̯̰̼̮h͔̱͖̼ͅ'̠͜n͓̝͝a̫g̙͓̮̬̭̱̖l̤͍̬̹̤̫͘ ̥̼̬̖͉̣f̷͕̱͓h͓̮ț͍̯̘͠a̷̖̜͉g̠͓̘͎̻͕̘n͍̣͔͢

*circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*

BTW I like my version better
https://mastodon.social/media/zJww5GSjb4IBEtVhyFU #GhostInTheShell

So, twitter had haiku and limerick writing because of the short form type of communications. 500 characters is a lot more elbowroom to work with...hrm.

Sonnets?

*gesturing around*
Savor it folks, this is what it's like to witness the birth of a new social network
*shitposting everywhere, servers keep crashing, everyone's a furry*
and it's just as beautiful as a human birth

Guys, I think I have the solution to all of Mastodon's problems: the blockchain.

You heard it here first.