MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "AL DENTE"

@cunningcorvid would you rather be​ sick or stressed?

I'd personally pick the former.

@junglestrike I guess people are free to associate however they wish, but that's still lame. I wonder if such people tense up whenever anyone around them opens their mouth

I could use more time. If only there were 4 simultaneous days in one single earth rotation.

Bee Updates:

Now the line fault indicator on the power strip has come on.

This bee has apparently caused a slight ground fault. By shoving pollen and wax into the ground socket, presumably she has created a high-impedance connection to the adjacent wiring somehow. Just enough to register a line fault, not enough to actually melt the wax and/or cause a fire... yet.

She is working hard to kill me and burn down my house, so it should only 'bee' a matter of time.

Those extroverts and polys who preach about connecting with others, but whose relationships are so hollow and fleeting and meaningless.

Their whole social life built upon insincerity and societal illusion.

The depths of one voice, much less the chorus of voices around this world, scare them enough to push any real understanding away.

Case-by-case, but generally, these sorts invoke a rare disdain - no pity. It is how they are built, however.

I cannot fault them. But it hurts to know them.

What up, Mastodon? Why am I the only one talking? Twooters hoppin' at 3:45 AM Eastern. FRIDAY NIGHT. Where you at?!??

To all those in different federations, I say to you

After I upload

Do ya wanna flood white Haus work stations with 9/11 memes w me y/n ???

GAY MARRIED TO EVAN WILLIAMS

IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED, PEOPLE WILL MARRY THEIR LIQUOR. DO YOU WANT THAT!? GOB JEEBUZ

@puellavulnerata @hermeslispegistus @cunningcorvid I'm keeping most of my shitposting to the Small-Ironfisted site and taking advantage of this large character allowance for better-quality thoughts. But I've shitpost a little here. Alcohol helps

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